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Life imitating CSI: Crime Scene Investigations

In the CSI seventh season episode, Fannysmackin’, LVPD track down a mob of local teens out recreationally assaulting tourists for kicks simply out of a lack of something else more interesting to do.

Life is immitating art, again.  Cincinatti area teens Cheyenne Blanton and Joseph Nagle are in custody accused of several juvenile delinquency charges, pending the filing of formal charges (and I suspect determination of which can be filed as adult crimes) after beating and torturing another teenager who was recovering from brain surgery.  These two shits broke into the womans house apparently intending to steal the family car so they could flee from a court appearance one of ‘em was facing on other unrelated juvenile charges when the victim’s mother drove away in the car.  Left without the opportunity to commit the crime they intended to commit, they raided the kitchen and then went and woke up the victim to begin the assault.

This is what happens when you raise losers repeatedly telling them they’re special throughout their formative years.